Continuing my previous quest, so i I install Office 2000 and permit the free MS up-grades, ?

would Microsoft upgrade it to the 2009 version, grin? I am not a scrounger but am on a pension, and grateful for my new Tiny-replacement Computer that Santa Claus brought me. Besides e-mails I need to write letters and study doents, plus I want to do genealogy on a spread sheet (lists of certificates and census address etc not a "Tree"). I could use Tables but the print-out limits the columns where as a spreadsheet means I can go on for ever. Thanks all of you for your help.