Ugly sentence composition - competition, write the ugliest, longest sentence you can THAT STILL MAKES SENSE?

One day in the middle of december i was working on a christmas tree when suddenly my daughter popped into the room holding a dead rat, i screamed with fright grabbed the bloody thing from my daughters hands and threw it out the window, after that i made my daughter clean her hands and sent her to bed so i could continue working on the tree that was put up in my living room, i started wondering where my daughter got that disgusting rat and decided she must have been playing under the porch again, i then thought that she was quiet a strange girl and ill always love her for that.