Read my life story! Am I suffering from depression? Is it serious?

Wow. That sucks. I'll be a 'trustworthy friend'! Sure, we can't hang out, but we'll be able to talk. Let's see. I've had depression nearly my whole life, I also like Asian stuff (Okay, mostly Pokemon, but whatever) I'm not super close to any of my friends, because I don't allow myself to do so, though I haven't been backstabbed by them... But I know a lot about depression. And nutrition. I feel like I can help you, and I really want to talk to you. Oh. And I don't curse ;)